. comes with other flavours ain't so mild for you.
Piece of Ca-…Easy as P-…I got this.
(412): Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
(410): So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roomates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
(443): YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
(920): fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
(206): Woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed was I that uncooperative last night?
(603): Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing saying “but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.
I would never stop playing it
That awkward moment when pony Link has to ride Epona.
(360): nah, she’s just mad because we went through all her fb pictures and tagged her crotch as all the guys she’s fucked